the national rising of 1798, there was no big rebellion
in Ireland for over 100 years.
BJP to be largest single party in UP ?
pundits now say BJP will emerge largest single party in
the ensuing Vidhan Sabha elections in Uttar Pradesh and
there will be coalition Government.
Will SP and BJP form Government in UP ?
say that BJP and Samajwadi Party will be coalition partners
after the Vidhan Sabha polls in UP. One important person
from Gujarat well known in the medical world who is also
close to Mulayam Singh Yadav is said to be working in this
Will GST be a flop ?
the GST Council both govts - state and centre - could not
decide about the tax slabs. Some state govts wants right
to impose additional cess which is said to be against the
GST concept. Now experts have opined that if it happens
it will be seen as a hidden agenda and GST will be a big
Was a JS drunk ?
sources are to be believed, one JS of an important ministry
recently created scene abroad . It is said that he was sent
toUSA for a fortnight as an Observer for a training program
Ae dill hai mushqil....
I take my usual train ...5.13 Fast to Andheri ....today's
it's my turn to treat my Train friends and so I carry along
with me Cream Rolls and Coffee .
Antony: Wah ...my favorite ...
Akbar: Wah.... Ae dill mushqil hai resist karna ...I
have diabetes.....but what the hell!!
Amar: Koun si manhoos picture ka naam leh liya ....in my
Residential Complex no one is going to view this movie..what
do you say Motta Bhai!!
Me: Let me narrate a story.....two neighbors ...one is decent
the other a goonda. ...now one day the goonda neighbour
scolds and abuses the kid of one of the two brothers who
are his decent neighbor's .....they don't react. After some
time the goonda neighbour thrashes the same kid ... again
the family does not react . Then one day the Goonda neighbour
murders the kid. Now the Father of this kid wants the Cops
to take action ...but the other brother quietly goes and
makes peace with the Goonda neighbour who has murdered his
brother's kid ... now tell me how will the brother whose
kid has been murdered treat his Brother ?????? In the same
way ...this Nation's 19 sons were killed and our Pseudo
Brothers want us to take the killings in our stride and
behave as if nothing has happened!!! Despite all the killings
they indulge in Aman ki Aasha sort of crap.... this Aman
ki Aasha meant we want to be friendly despite whatever you
Antony: But what wrong has Karan Johar done !!!
Me: No wrong ...because when he cast the movie India was
trying to make Pakis change their ways ...but ...but ...
after there was a hue and cry after the Uri killings ...why
the hell did Karan make all those stupid statements ...
and then the Pseudo lot siding with him and heckling Modi
and the Government just added fuel to the fire!!! Like take
what that Auraag guy tweeted!!
Amar: It's now Ae dill hai mushqil picture release karni
Me: And do keep in mind this is purely a voluntary movement
...Censor has cleared the Movie ..no ban on release of the
movie by Government .... no ban on issying Visas to Paki
Stars....its We The People who are reacting ..
Akbar: Humm toh dekhe ge ...kyon Antony Bhai ...
Antony: I don't understand is there a dearth of talent here
that Bollywood has to import Paki talent ????
Akbar: Et tu Antony Bhai ...okay tell me will banning Pak
actors solve the situation !!
Amar: Arre Moorakh. ...this reaction is a protest ...its
not a solution ..
Me: Yes.....imagine Pakis are so damn insecure ....they
attacked us in Mumbai ....but we've never said we would
reply via our Nuclear arsenal ...one Surgical Strike by
us and Pakis are threatening us with a Nuclear reprisal!!
Akbar: I don't care ... I and my family will view the Movie
Amar: Miya ji ...Ae dill hai mushqil aap ko samajhna ya
Disclaimer: Usage of the term Miya is for an individual
and should not be construed as if it's being used for the
entire community. Satire ...not meant to inform or influence
. With inputs garnered from MSM.. SM... Blogs