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Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is.

Will there be re-union of Gandhi Family ?

Grapevine has it that there is going to be re-union of Sonia Gandhi,Meneka Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi, Priyanka Gandhi , Priyanka Gandhi and Robert Vadra before the next Lok Sabha polls thanks to Narendra Modi.

Bureaucracy run CMOs and PMO is run by PM !

It is said that most of the Chief Minister’s office are run by the bureaucrats and presently the Prime Minister’s office is run by PM only. This is the difference between the PM and the CM.

Cong can't bear Nation celebrating very heroic and decisive action by our Fauj?

My friend  who works for a Political Think Tank meets me at my favourite Cafe and over Mini Burgers... Donuts and Cappuccinos we get chatting.

Me: So what's the latest on Rafalle...

Friend:  US and European Companies who were interested in the MMRCA Contract ...their reps met in Germany.... two Indian Political Bigwigs and an Indian Arms Dealer were present.... they all are planning  and funding this anti Rafale campaign ....they've hired two Foreign Spin Doctors and a very Senior Retired Diplomat from UK to work on French Leaders......  malign Rafale Deal and Modi....objective... Rafale Deal gets cancelled..

M: Jaitley has opined this is all orchestrated...so they feel Deal will get cancelled and next year Congress will come to power and one of them will get the Deal...

F: That's the objective....the ground reality here is that  Congress doesn't have a chance in hell to come to power...

M: Maybe Congress has hired a Consultant to paint a rosy picture to this lot...flow charts....pie charts....stats.....surveys and content by Durbaaris..... etc...that it's coming to power...

F: I think these Sheikh Chillis are throwing money down  the drain....

M: Now Congress and Durbaris questioning Government.  ...why Operation Parakram.... Surgical  Strikes...  being celebrated..

F: This very lot has been questioning the Surgical Strikes... trying to show the Strikes were just a drama... Congress  falsely even claimed it had carried out 3 Surgical Strikes....this Celebration is for the Morale of our Faujis... and to rub salt into the wounds of our Enemy..

M: Fact is their hatred for Modi is so much that they can't bear Nation celebrating very heroic and decisive action  by our Fauj...

F: And Kejriwal is not far behind....in 3 1/2 years he never wished MMS a Happy Birthday..in fact in 2012 he called MMS a corrupt Leader...this year all of a sudden he has discovered the virtues of MMS...

M: And he's also found love for Majority Minority..

F: Is he trying to grab Muslim Votes moving away from Congress because of RaGa turning Jenudhari....

M: Sabrimala... I expect Pilgrims to self regulate and the Trust to educate Pilgrims about the Tradition there...  not many Indians will de-link their Aadhar Cards and surely Society  will self  regulate on Adultery ...all religions as it is have strong views...

We have a good laugh and I pay the tab and we move out...

Disclaimer:  Satire in Prose. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

Babus Find Politics More Vibrant To Serve The People

Much has been said from time to time on the merits and demerits of bureaucrats joining politics. It has also been debated for long whether there should be a ‘cooling off’ period for a civil servant before he enters politics after quitting or even after retirement.