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Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.

Now “Raja” and “Maharaja” in BJP

People including some BJP  and Congress leaders were heard discussing political scenario in the country and an interesting remark came –now the BJP has Raja (Amit Shah) and Maharaja (Narendra Modi ). And no one denied.

Now Congress and SP to join hands ?

Political observers believe that BSP Supremo Mayawati will back out to have alliance with the Samajwadi Party in the Lok Sabha polls and  ultimately Akhilesh Yadav and Rahul Gandhi will have a poll pact.

Congress ka Sitaara Zameen parr....

My Respected Friend... Retired Senior Bureaucrat...is in Delhi. After attending the Conclave of a Leading  Daily ... I meet my Respected Friend at a CP Coffee  House..... over Cheese Cutlets and Cold Coffees we get chatting.

Respected Friend: So how was the Conclave.....

Me: All I can say BJP must be very happy after RaGa's speech and interaction....

RF: This guy never disappoints BJP...

M: He said that he keeps going to Temples... Gurudwaras and Mosques...why was BJP uncomfy with him going to Mandirs..

RF: On one hand you question the very existence of Ram... then you say people go to Mandirs to tease girls...BJP very rightly is showing his contradictions...

M: Then he said you can't run Country without conversations and claimed he had tried to start conversations with Government..

RF: Wah... you insult the Head of the Government ... call him all sorts of names... make ludicrous allegations...indulge in blatant lies...and then you say ...we should talk.... what does he think this is all Page 3 Parties!  Ma and Son have still not made the customary call on President... why!!

M: Then he went after  his fav Punching Bag... RSS enforcing its ideology...said it wants to take over SC and EC...

RF: We've moved out from being Ruled by one  family...the ideology then propagated....The Family comes first... he's  forgotten post Bofors how every Constitutional Body was abused... how Grandma Gandhi dumped Judges  who were not pliable....how Constitution  was dumped by Granny.... how EC was run by a Family Upaasak.... 

M: Then he said Congress is a decentralised Party and cannot capture Institutions..

RF: Ha ha.... what's  the meaning of High Command and which Party conceived it and uses it .... why was CBI called Congress Bureau of Investigation...

M: Then he said ...Demo was a ludicrous thing to do!!

RF: It was a courageous step... and results are showing....tax compliance and tax base up...formalization and digitization of economy.. all black money held in lockers etc., now in Banking Channels... proceedings on to punish Black Money  hoarders..

M:  Then he said...Aadhar was to simplify matters and make life easy...now its being used as a tool to monitor ..

RF: UPA Aadhar was a useless Card... misused to get Citizenship.... now its a tool to ensure delivery of Subisdy and for Securing the Nation...eradicating corruption..

M: Then he said Nepal went from being excited about Modi to hating him..

RF: What just happened in Maldives... foolish statement...he should  realise no Democracy is happy being taken over by Commie ideology... does he think Chinese money comes  without huge objectives..shows his immaturity.....

M: Then he claimed if he came to power he would strenghten Small and Medium Enterprise.. make  Farmers feel important... and build low cost and high class Medical and Education infra...

RF: Medium will become  Small and Small will disappear ........Left of Centre mindset....yes they'll fool Farmers and make them feel important ......like they made Poor feel important with Garibi Hatao...and whose Garibi was removed... Congis... Medical and Education infra... Medical....we know his revolutionary idea of joining MRIs ...Education... all that they'll do is make The Family look like  Saviours  via Text Books.....they have a lot of experience in this..

M: Then he said ...he reacts based on thinking.... whereas Mummy reacts based on feeling...

RF: Well .... don't we know his proficiency to think... as for Mummy's 'feeling'....wasn't she the one who shed tears for Batla House terrorists...

M: He was pretty okay in delivering what all he had mugged up and come... but when he's  questioned.... dhadaam...Congress ka Sitaara Zameen parr...

We laugh...pay the tab and move out

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

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