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Akbar resigns

As reported in this website, M J Akbar, MoS, MEA has resigned from his post on Wednesday. This is the first fallout of #MeeToo campaign. against big guns.

(We said this on Oct 10, 2018)

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Koun Chitrakaar hai

#MeToo ka koun Chitrakaar hai!!

Political Party ya Durbaari Patrakaar hai!!

Surprising all of a sudden 16 Ladies accuse Akbar!!

But who has dug Akbar ki reputation ki kabbar!!

16 Ladies kept mum when they should have raised hue and cry!!

Abh BJP Mantri Akbar ko publically karr rahi hai fry!!

Evidence they present is 'stale tea breath and underwear'!

No brand just underwear karta hai Akbar wear!!

Akbar's Defamation case 20 Journos want Court to hear them too!

What will Court do!!

Ask them to take the usual route of filing complaint!

Only if they've faced his alleged debauchery can they file Plaint!

Yes if any of them witnessed him in the act !

Then whoever was target can include in Plaint witness's every fact!

At present its a Media Trial by Durbaaris and Pseudo lot!!!

And now help from Liberals too has been sought!!

All said and done if Akbar's done it truth will pop-up!!

Or will backfire on the Guppis if its a gup!!

After restoration of name Prayagraj Durbaris seeing red!!

Say rather than renaming should be concentrating on Khumb instead!

Arre restoring is not renaming for sure!!!

Dekho what what stupidities Nation has to endure!!

So many actual renamings in the past!

Then this lot were not aghast!

Bombay, Poona, Kolkata, Pondecherry, Madras to name a few!

Then off the handle in a rage none of them flew!!

Actually India should remove all names ending with  'abad'!!

Ahmedabad, Hyderabad,  Aurangabad and one day Islamabad!

On Rafalle now Rahul and gang chewing like a cow!!!

The Cud or Lies they themselves can't pachchao!

Keep bringing up the lies cud but simply can't digest!!

So how the hell do they expect these lies we'll ingest!!

After the Jets are delivered they'll do sit-ins on runways!

Anything so that grounded  the Rafalle stays!!

They couldn't ground the Deal so ground the Rafalle Fighters!

Really very funny Blighters!!

Pakistan and China depend on them always!!!

And by the looks of it their dependency pays!!

On Rafalle even wanted SC make all details known!!!

Many vouch '0 Commission' is contention ki assli bone!!

Such a humongous  Deal 'for free'!!!!

In every Deal Commission used to be considered as lubricant or Ghee!!

Confucius says..Shortcomings in  technicals and price!!!

Commissions karte theh suffice!!

Adds.. like they say Na Ma karre na Piyo (Dad) !!

So karre Ghiyo (Ghee)!!

Flash: Akbar has resigned!!

But his resignation now why he signed!

Durbaris were saying he's a Mantri so no level playing field!

He's resigned so Mantri influence he no longer does wield!

Disclaimer:  Satire in prose . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS