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All in a Day

Wife sits down to have breakfast with me and straight away starts off by saying, "You must listen to me more... see in the Sabrimala Case the one Woman Judge was more perceptive than the 4 Male Judges !" I nod my head ...wondering... today she started off without taking a sip of Coffee.

Man Friday Ramu while walking me to the car with my briefcase in his hand says, ' Sir ji very soon we'll be able to milk Bulls in Amethi..... (seeing the surprised look on my face).... Chilly Yuvraj is going to make my Amethi into Singapore......Gandhis have represented Amethi for decades... everytime before elections they make Public  see such dreams!' I ask him about Chilly Yuvraj and he says, " Sahib humaare Baba... he's like Sheikh Chilly...aisi guppe chodtha hai ki samajh nahi aatha ke husse ya roye....roye kyon ki Public jaanthe hooe ki yeh guppe hai firr se fuss jaathi hai.'

While driving me to the Office my Driver Kartar Singh says, ' Najyot di woti (wife) Navjyot bahut irresponsible nikkli... she was told thousands were standing  on  the railway tracks but she ignored it.... aur Biwi Navjyot da Khasam (hubby) Navjyot kehenda hai eh honni (fate) hai ...honni tah Punjab naal waapri hai ki ek Maskara (joker) Mantri bann gaya hai!'

Just settle down at my Office table and in walks my Secretary Radha and she says,' Boss get ready for a #MeToo in the Office..Ayesha from Accounts is levelling chedhne ke charges against Subramaniam!' I tell her that Subbu is a very docile man and 100% family man and Ayesha has a Man Eater reputation... in fact if some Male really made a pass at her and she didn't like it she was capable of thrashing the pass maker. Radha says ,

" She's been fixated on a Watch ....been yapping about it and her inability to buy it... if this week she gets the watch....she'll  defenitely flaunt it...samjho Subbu has made peace with her". I tell her

..not made  but bought peace with her.

Mr. Bhakt who is on the Board drops into my Cabin and says, " MD Sir aaj ka joke ....on Dusshera after Lord Ram's symbolically beaten and burned Ravana .. Hanuman says to Lord Ram : My Lord  whatever is left of Ravana we must take to Delhi....Lord Ram: Why....Hanuman: Lord because nowadays Opposition demands proof of surgical strikes.....we have a good laugh...

Return home at 6 pm ...my neighbour calls out over the hedge , ' In his stupidity RaGa has really brought HAL's image down.... now HAL is deciphered  as HAL Always Late..... and made his own Party look even more INC... Is Naturally Corrupt....because people ask ...what other reason for delaying Rafalle deal for a decade and then dropping it like a hot aloo....I reply .... Jabb se tha and jabb takk rahe ga samose mein aloo Congress has been and will be Chaloo....

All in a day....

Disclaimer:  Satire . Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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