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People are not afraid of Modi but Amit Shah ?

People in the corridors of power say that every body is afraid of Amit Shah and not Narendra Modi. A subject of research?

What is the difference between UPA and NDA ?

In the UPA Government PM Manmohan Singh  used to succumb to the pressure of alliance partners because of “Coalition Compulsions” but in the NDA Government PM Narendra Modi is in a different position and there is no compulsion.

Rahul Gandhi should become leader of opposition?

Now there is a demand that Rahul Gandhi should become leader of the opposition in the Lok Sabha to tell the nation that he has a capacity to lead.

Bahadur Shah RaGa

My friend ...who is the VP of an Auto Company and is based in Gujarat is in Delhi and we meet at a Donuts Coffee Shop...over Donuts and Coffee we get chatting.

Me: Samacaara suum che (What is the news)!!!

Friend: BJP winning ...yes margin will be lower... but it'll form Government ...

M: So the new Alliance will flop....

F:  Fraction of 14% with Hardik.....Gujarati Hindus  know what it means if Congress comes to power. Bottom line they are Hindus.....Patels in direct confrontation with OBC and Dalits. Patels are considered the oppressors ....so huge contradictions in the Alliance!

M: What about RaGa...

F: Campaign of Congress is focussed. Better coordinated. They speak of the issues RaGa has raised via his tweets....

M: But BJP will come back... albeit lesser seats...

F: After taking into consideration 22 years of Anti Incumbency + this new Gattbandhan etc.. BJP will get lesser Seats than last time but will form Govt...100-110 Seats....Raga will get what he wants ....a better performance by Congress and his Cutlery  will say.... Rahul effect entire Cabinet campaigned ..... was instrumental in forming this alliance.... Campaigned extensively like a Party President....Congress seats went up...sowed  seeds for victory in next election...

M: So haar mein they will try to show ...victory for RaGa..

F: In a day or two he will be declared as the new Congress President ..as no other nominations...his Gujarat campaign will be placed on the pedestal....

M: Arre Raja doesn't need to give any justification..Mani Shankar Aiyer has equated Gandhis to Mughal Rulers ...it was understood the Son would be the heir....

F: And they will now say..... for a change .... RaGa's winning a  election.... Congress President election...

M: Maybe now Congis will say ...he won Congress President election... tide is changing ..now he will start to win...

F: Chamchagiri makes people behave stupidly ...

M: I did a mini Survey of Congress Supporters... who is fit to lead Congress... Sonia.. RaGa... Amrinder... Azaad...60% felt .. Amrinder..

F: If Gandhis come to know of this... Amrinder ke peechche haath doh karr padd jaye ge!!

M: No wonders Amrinder is hedging by being pro Modi..

F: Just got a Tweet  ..Natwar has said.. RaGa will be the last Mughal Emperor of Congress...

M: Bahadur Shah of Congress..

F: Mujh mein jo Pappu hai leh dooba mujhe.....eh RaGa apne ek hisse se dushmani kaise karoo...ala (like) Bahadur Shah....

M: Wah.... wah

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Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform , insult or cast any aspersions. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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What will be the political scenario in the country after 2019 general elections ?

General elections in the country are more than a year away though, political discussions regarding the scenario in 2019 Lok Sabha polls have already started with many saying that BJP be given another chance. We invite views of our surfers on the probable scenario after next LS polls – Will it be a repeat of 2014 or will the Congress reemerge or will there be a rise of some new political force (coalition minus the BJP and the Congress).

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